*Leaves room with the Wise Man’s Fear in hands*
Mom: That book is huge! How can you read something like that?
Me: Mom… This is a good thing. 1100 pages… This is a GOD among books, and I am blessed to be in its presence.
Mom: *serious face* Have you been reading it all day?
Me: Yes, but I’m only on page 405! I need to make more progress!
Mom: Maybe you should take a break…
Me: *Instantly runs back to room* No! Kvothe needs me!!!
A moment of silence for all the movies and books you let someone borrow and never got back.
Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships.
Bang Yongguk, the voice that dropped a thousand panties.